ISIC (International) for "funny"

Burial and incineration of human or animal corpses and related activities; preparing the dead for burial or cremation and embalming and morticians' services; providing burial or cremation services; rental of equipped space in funeral parlours; rental or sale of graves; maintenance of graves and mausoleums …

Activities of religious organizations or individuals providing services directly to worshippers in churches, mosques, temples, synagogues or other places; activities of organizations providing monastery and convent services; religious retreat activities ; religious funeral service activities …

Legal entities organized to pool securities or other financial assets, without managing, on behalf of shareholders or beneficiaries. The portfolios are customized to achieve specific investment characteristics, such as diversification, risk, rate of return and price volatility. These entities earn interest, dividends and other property income, but have little or no employment and no revenue from …

The manufacture of chemicals using basic processes, such as thermal cracking and distillation. The output of these processes are usually separate chemical elements or separate chemically defined compounds. ; manufacture of liquefied or compressed inorganic industrial or medical gases; elemental gases; liquid or compressed air; refrigerant gases; mixed industrial gases; inert gases such as carbon …

The manufacture of laboratory apparatus, surgical and medical instruments, surgical appliances and supplies, dental equipment and supplies, orthodontic goods, dentures and orthodontic appliances. Included is the manufacture of medical, dental and similar furniture, where the additional specific functions determine the purpose of the product, such as dentist's chairs with built-in hydraulic …

Activities involved in or closely related to insurance and pension funding ; salvage administration; actuarial services …

Portfolio and fund management activities on a fee or contract basis, for individuals, businesses and others. ; management of pension funds; management of mutual funds; management of other investment funds …

Executive and legislative administration of central, regional and local bodies; administration and supervision of fiscal affairs; operation of taxation schemes; duty/tax collection on goods and tax violation investigation; customs administration; budget implementation and management of public funds and public debt; raising and receiving of moneys and control of their disbursement; …

Growing of perennial and non-perennial spices and aromatic crops; pepper ; chilies and peppers ; nutmeg, mace and cardamoms; anise, badian and fennel; cinnamon ; cloves; ginger; vanilla; hops; other spices and aromatic crops; growing of drug and narcotic crops; growing of plants used primarily in perfumery, in pharmacy or for insecticidal, fungicidal or similar purposes …

Manufacture of insecticides, rodenticides, fungicides, herbicides; manufacture of anti-sprouting products, plant growth regulators; manufacture of disinfectants ; manufacture of other agrochemical products n.e.c. …

The manufacture and/or assembly of electronic computers, such as mainframes, desktop computers, laptops and computer servers; and computer peripheral equipment, such as storage devices and input/output devices . Computers can be analog, digital, or hybrid. Digital computers, the most common type, are devices that do all of the following store the processing program or programs and the data …

The manufacture of dolls, toys and games , scale models and children's vehicles . ; manufacture of dolls and doll garments, parts and accessories; manufacture of action figures; manufacture of toy animals; manufacture of toy musical instruments; manufacture of playing cards; manufacture of board games and similar games; manufacture of electronic games chess; manufacture of reduced-size models …

Land transport of passengers by urban or suburban transport systems. This may include different modes of land transport, such as by motorbus, tramway, streetcar, trolley bus, underground and elevated railways The transport is carried out on scheduled routes normally following a fixed time schedule, entailing the picking up and setting down of passengers at normally fixed stops. ; town-to-airport …

Other passenger road transport; scheduled long-distance bus services; charters, excursions and other occasional coach services; taxi operation; airport shuttles; operation of telfers , funiculars, ski and cable lifts if not part of urban or suburban transit systems ; other renting of private cars with driver; operation of school buses and buses for transport of employees; passenger …

The writing, modifying, testing and supporting of software. ; designing the structure and content of, and/or writing the computer code necessary to create and implement; systems software ; software applications ; databases; web pages; customizing of software, i.e. modifying and configuring an existing application so that it is functional within the clients' information system environment …

The receiving of deposits and/or close substitutes for deposits and extending of credit or lending funds. The granting of credit can take a variety of forms, such as loans, mortgages, credit cards These activities are generally carried out by monetary institutions other than central banks, such as; banks; savings banks; credit unions ; postal giro and postal savings bank activities; credit …

Other financial service activities primarily concerned with distributing funds other than by making loans; factoring activities; writing of swaps, options and other hedging arrangements; activities of viatical settlement companies; own-account investment activities, such as by venture capital companies, investment clubs …

Legal entities organized to provide retirement income benefits exclusively for the sponsor's employees or members. This includes pension plans with defined benefits, as well as individual plans where benefits are simply defined through the member's contribution. ; employee benefit plans; pension funds and plans; retirement plans ; maintenance of land in order to keep it in good …

A great variety of service activities generally delivered to commercial clients. It includes those activities for which more advanced professional, scientific and technical skill levels are required, but does not include ongoing, routine business functions that are generally of short duration. ; translation and interpretation activities; business brokerage activities, i.e. arranging for …

Providing verbatim reporting and stenotype recording of live legal proceedings and transcribing subsequent recorded materials, such as; court reporting or stenotype recording services; public stenography services; real-time closed captioning of live television performances of meetings, conferences ; address bar coding services; bar code imprinting services; fundraising organization …

Public administration of programmes aimed to increase personal well-being; health; education; culture; sport; recreation; environment; housing; social services; public administration of R&D policies and associated funds for these areas ; sponsoring of recreational and cultural activities; distribution of public grants to artists; administration of potable water supply programmes; …

Public administration and regulation, including subsidy allocation, for different economic sectors ; agriculture; land use; energy and mining resources; infrastructure; transport; communication; hotels and tourism; wholesale and retail trade; administration of R&D policies and associated funds to improve economic performance; administration of general labour affairs; implementation of …

Administration, supervision and operation of military defence affairs and land, sea, air and space defence forces such as; combat forces of army, navy and air force; engineering, transport, communications, intelligence, material, personnel and other non-combat forces and commands; reserve and auxiliary forces of the defence establishment; military logistics ; health activities for military …

Funding and administration of government-provided social security programmes; sickness, work-accident and unemployment insurance; retirement pensions; programmes covering losses of income due to maternity, temporary disablement, widowhood …

Social, counselling, welfare, refugee, referral and similar services which are delivered to individuals and families in their homes or elsewhere and carried out by public or by private organizations, disaster relief organizations and national or local self-help organizations and by specialists providing counselling services; welfare and guidance activities for children and adolescents; adoption …

Activities of political organizations and auxiliary organizations such as young people's auxiliaries associated with a political party. These organizations chiefly engage in influencing decision-taking in public governing bodies by placing members of the party or those sympathetic to the party in political office and involve the dissemination of information, public relations, fund-raising …

Activities of organizations not directly affiliated to a political party furthering a public cause or issue by means of public education, political influence, fund-raising; citizens initiative or protest movements; environmental and ecological movements; organizations supporting community and educational facilities n.e.c.; organizations for the protection and betterment of special groups, …

Activities of international organizations such as the United Nations and the specialized agencies of the United Nations system, regional bodies, the International Monetary Fund, the World Bank, the World Customs Organization, the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development, the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries, the European Communities, the European Free Trade …